So a few years back, probably around 2002, we had a bit of a problem involving coyotes who kept coming into our backyard and chewing up my mother's beautiful foliage. Hong, being the resourceful foreigner he is, rounds up me and my brother to go around the backyard to pee all over each entry point to "mark our territory" in a way the coyotes would understand.
There's no real quote that should go here, but I think it's safe to say that the story's fine without one.
